Thursday, December 15, 2005

One for the conspiracy theorists

Wouldn't it be weird if George W Bush were assassinated just before the US presidential elections? Think of the boost that would give to Jeb's campaign! Dubya, who has served his purpose, would take all the negativity about Iraq, the economy and Katrina to his grave.

OK, the puppet-masters who pull Dubya's strings might not go that far but how about if there was an assassination "attempt" and Shrub was "in a coma" for the last week of campaigning? Again there'd be a huge boost to Jeb because useful idiots across the US would cast their vote for Bush III in a misguided attempt to help Dubya "pull through".

Also, there'd be the chance for a fantastic photo op of President Jeb with his ex-president dad and his ex-president brother, who made a "miracle recovery" as the last result came in.

And guess what? The "assassin" was Iranian. Or Syrian. Or Venezuelan.

Just a thought.

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