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The Tooth Fairy is the latest high-profile figure to be linked to the post of Director of Football at Heart of Madlithuanian football club.
While Ms Fairy is famed worldwide for her distribution skills and commitment to youth development, her lack of coaching experience has caused some to question her fitness for the role.
Answering these doubts, Ms Fairy said: "I may be a mythical being but at least my name does not appear on the Sex Offenders Register."
Other notable individuals linked with the Hearts job include Claudio Ranieri, Sir Bobby Robson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Wizard of Oz and Father Christmas.
Gianluca Vialli was last night unavailable for comment.