Here are the news pieces I would really like to see:
1. Denying he was suffering from Messianic delusions, Tony Blair commented yesterday: "Nolo me tangere."
2. Cabinet minister denies affair with party worker, admits liking for rent boys and coprophilia.
3. Minor celebrity indulges in petty indiscretion. No-one cares.
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